Category: Humor

Hmmmm. I wonder if he’s trying to tell me something? Strike One A couple of weeks ago my son, Pedro, called to ask if everything was alright. I assured him that things were, but I was quite puzzled as to why he would call and ask me such a thing. I had just left the movie theater with James and Tim. We were on our way back home. Pedro told me that it was flooding in Charlotte and that someone…

Unconvinced Canine! I was in Brevard, NC the other day, taking a break from the heat of the city. I sat there in front of one of my favorite places, Looking Glass Falls. As I watched the myriad people frolic about in the water, I noticed a woman and a man trying to get their dog to stay still and ‘pose’ in the water. The dog liked the water well enough, but was not interested in going into water where…

Now! That’s a sunset!!! I had a flashback this morning and a good laugh at my own expense. I remember back when I was young and had excellent vision. As a matter of fact, it was extremely good. I tested 20/10, both left and right, and 20/5 with both eyes; Basically, it meant that I could read the little line at the bottom at 20 feet when normal vision would indicate that you needed to be about 5 feet away…

On this morning’s walk we met, for the first time, a lady walking another Miniature Schnauzer. This guy was a bit smaller than Hobbs, but displayed the same curious, fearless nature. When we got up to them the lady said: I see you guys walking every morning. My dog barks at your dog as we pass in the car. Over the past 10 months that I’ve been walking in this area, I’ve come across a number of people who have…

F-U Kyle Bush!!! It has never been my desire to attend any type of race, NASCAR or other wise. I must admit that I had an idea, or stereotype of the type of person who attended this event: Beer drinking, tobacco chewing, rebel flag wearin’, cigarette smokin’, monosyllabic-speakin’, tatoo-havin’ folk. My stereotype of a race fan. My friend, James, got some free tickets to attend a NASCAR event as part of the Coca Cola 600 weekend here in Charlotte, NC…

Last night, I ate spaghetti with sauce, no meat. It’s not a vegetarian thing, a religious thing, or any other ‘thing’. I just didn’t have any meat in the house and didn’t want to go. Also, I figured: Why bother? Rapture’s tomorrow and, being one of the heathens, I’ll probably be left behind and I won’t have to pay tomorrow. So, I had my meatless dinner, slept, woke up to find that I was still here. Not surprised. LOL. Then…

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