Category: Humor

Now! That’s a sunset!!! I had a flashback this morning and a good laugh at my own expense. I remember back when I was young and had excellent vision. As a matter of fact, it was extremely good. I tested 20/10, both left and right, and 20/5 with both eyes; Basically, it meant that I could read the little line at the bottom at 20 feet when normal vision would indicate that you needed to be about 5 feet away…

On this morning’s walk we met, for the first time, a lady walking another Miniature Schnauzer. This guy was a bit smaller than Hobbs, but displayed the same curious, fearless nature. When we got up to them the lady said: I see you guys walking every morning. My dog barks at your dog as we pass in the car. Over the past 10 months that I’ve been walking in this area, I’ve come across a number of people who have…

F-U Kyle Bush!!! It has never been my desire to attend any type of race, NASCAR or other wise. I must admit that I had an idea, or stereotype of the type of person who attended this event: Beer drinking, tobacco chewing, rebel flag wearin’, cigarette smokin’, monosyllabic-speakin’, tatoo-havin’ folk. My stereotype of a race fan. My friend, James, got some free tickets to attend a NASCAR event as part of the Coca Cola 600 weekend here in Charlotte, NC…

Last night, I ate spaghetti with sauce, no meat. It’s not a vegetarian thing, a religious thing, or any other ‘thing’. I just didn’t have any meat in the house and didn’t want to go. Also, I figured: Why bother? Rapture’s tomorrow and, being one of the heathens, I’ll probably be left behind and I won’t have to pay tomorrow. So, I had my meatless dinner, slept, woke up to find that I was still here. Not surprised. LOL. Then…

Snooping around I was browsing through my closet yesterday looking for a particular lens. I was looking for my Nikon 18-70 mm lens that I’ve had for a very, very long time. Recently I just sold my Tamron 200 – 500 mm, and my Tamron 18-270mm, leaving me with only one zoom lens for the D300, and a couple of primes. However, when I looked in the closet, I noticed that there were two lenses sitting on the shelf. …

On the way to the meet up, Tim and I were talking and having a good time, as usual. We were almost there, about 10 minutes away, perhaps less. I was driving in the left lane and came upon a car that that was going at what seemed like less than the speed limit. Emblazoned on the back of the car: State Trooper. Hmmmm. I thought, why is he going so slowly? Oh well, I’ll just hang back here for…

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